it wasn't lemon gatorade
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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