Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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