But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
my poor anus
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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