so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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