I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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