before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
