come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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