i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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