There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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