I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she peed on how many people?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Less talking, more tequila
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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