How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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