didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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