1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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