i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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