sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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