I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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