worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Liz is crying about burritos again.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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