We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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