Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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