Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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