You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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