You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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