HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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