i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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