I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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