He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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