That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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