It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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