Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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