Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
God, I missed his penis.
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