I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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