Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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