: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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