Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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