oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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