First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Your penis caused this!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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