Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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