how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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