I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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