There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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