I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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