Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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