Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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