i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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