Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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