i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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