Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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