so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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