I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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