Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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