I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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