Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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