38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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