i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
